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Save Yourself!

Save your thighs and your wallet, stick to what you meant to buy!

Save your thighs and your wallet, stick to what you meant to buy!

Has everyone noticed that the movie-theater concession method of sales is slowly spreading outward?

“Hi, I’d like a small popcorn, and a small diet coke”

“OK, But did you know that for just $.50 more each, you can have the largest size we serve?”

“Well, I didn’t want the largest size, but hey, it’s just another dollar, why not?”


This scene is playing out in other industries too. I called the cable company about their usurious billing, and the lovely Indian gentleman in the call center on the other end was far less concerned with whatever I had called about than trying to sell me their Triple-Play option “Miss, you can add phone service for just another $39.99 per month, it’s such a savings! Isn’t that GREAT?!” Well, sure, it would be, except I DON’T WANT YOUR STINKING PHONE SERVICE, so that’s really not saving me ANYTHING!

I don’t like the constant upselling. It’s prevalent with fast food, utilities, and electronics (OK, but if you buy the next model up, you get FREE $5 headphones.. uhm, that’s super, but it’s a $55 price difference..). Just Say No, NPs, you didn’t want the 1,000 extra calories in that giant popcorn, and you have a cell phone with unlimited minutes and free long distance. If you didn’t mean to spend the extra dollar on food or $40 on utilities, you haven’t saved a thing. Grab your regular sized snacks and back away from the concession stand slowly. Then, sit through two movies instead of one, because $12.50 is really too much to pay for one ticket anyway *

*NP does not condone illegal activities like crashing movies. Or at least that’s what the legal department would want us to tell you.

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One Response to “Save Yourself!”

  1. Lisa Schatz
    November 17th, 2009 at 2:42 am

    i bring my own water and lite popcorn from Trader Joe’s i save money and more importantly calories!! This is NOT illegal!

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