Happy Turkey Week!

23rd November, 2009

This will make for a very happy turkey day indeed, especially if you celebrate it in a strip club.

I’m on “vacation” for the week of Thanksgiving. It’s not so much the allure of the destination itself as the fact that I get to go spend time with the family and my beloved pupster, Lucas. Anyway, I’ve got plenty of things to be thankful for, so I’m going to need a whole week to appreciate them.

I thought about writing an article on how to cut cost for t-givs, but let’s be serious, turkey, stuffing, potatoes, and cranberries are must-haves. Your family probably has tons of other favorites too. This just isn’t the place to cut corners! I’d be far more worried about your inappropriate Uncle Larry belching the alphabet at the table, or finding the little cousins passed out under the table after they sneak a glass of wine. Just relax, sit back, and enjoy the show!

Have a great Thanksgiving, remember to be happy for all the things you have going on in your life (if you’re logging on to read our site, you’re definitely already better off than most of the rest of the world.) NP girls love to have lighthearted fun, and I know I’m looking forward to the upcoming holiday party season in the city, but all the social scenes and material goods in the world are just the sprinkles on top of the other great stuff- mostly comprised of family and friends.

OK, even I think that came off a little corny, but I’d like to thank our readers, and remind them to wear pants that expand on thanksgiving day.

See you back here next week!